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'Shrek-kun don't leave me' by xchibi-rinchu 'Shrek-kun don't leave me' by xchibi-rinchu
such a heart-warming relationship :heart:

haters gtfo >.<


got the base from astronomicpixels
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Uncle-Anon Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015

I was only nine years old

I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

I called him a cunt

He slaps me and sends me to my room

I am crying now, because my face hurts

I go into my bed and it is very cold
I feel a warmth moving towards me

I fell something touch me

It's Shrek

I am so happy

he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

He penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Shrek

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

My dad walks in

Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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Peripphire Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015  New Deviant
You again?
Whatever 
<3 
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slice-of-life-fan69 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015
thank
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Plant-cutie Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  New Deviant
Oh tee pee
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TroubledC0splayer Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
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Yohane-Firyu Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shadow!!! what have they done to you :iconcryplz:
Y-Y-You use to be so badass and awesome, now to this!!!?
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moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
added to faves !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
omhogkogmmogomgmgomogmgomg teach me how to art
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
this is truly such a heart warming relationship !!!!!!!!!!!!1 <3
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
kawaii desu ne rinchu senpai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
this is soooooooooooooo good it waaaaaaaay much better than my art like OMG !!!
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
i ship itttttttttttttttttttttttttttt <333333333333333333333333333333333
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
love you !!!!!!!!
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
wowoowoowowowow this is v nice uvu <3333333333333!!
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
i cant even your art is better than mine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so jealous !!!!!!11 <3333
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
your art is the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
so cute <3
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
this is so kawaiiiiiiiiiiii >w<
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
i love it <3333333
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
your art is sooo good
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
can you draw my oc 
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
can u draw something for me
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
this is so coool
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
i love
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:iconmoonripp:
moonripp Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
best
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DaBoyGenius Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WHO SAID THIS SHIP MADE SENSE?!

WHEN DID SOMEBODY THINK THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE A POPULAR OTP?!

WHAT KIND OF PLANET AM I LIVING ON?

WHY AM I EVEN HERE?!
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GraveLordNeatO Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Professional General Artist
This be titillating me nipples m9
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Lola-Rola Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
hawt
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fireyfists Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Welp this is uh, unique
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ChibiKylee Featured By Owner Edited Dec 25, 2014
Shadow Rush Icon Speech Bubble - Left speaker 1 Shrek?! What the heck did they do to our characters!? :angry: :angry: :angry Speech Bubble - Left speaker 2 

ugly thing-La Speech Bubble - Left speaker 1 They BUTCHERED us lad! :angry: they'll all pay!!Speech Bubble - Left speaker 2 
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CrystalKaith Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can u not
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:iconlola-rola:
Lola-Rola Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
:iconshadowthehedgehogplz: :icongunplz: :iconshrekplz:

This couple would not work out...
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n00bkaik Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student Artist
:iconshrekplz::icongunplz::iconshadowthehedgehogplz::iconexitplz:

:iconshrekplz::iconsaysplz:I NEVER LOVED YOU!!! :lol::iconsaysendplz:
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:iconmagicfool64:
MagicFool64 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
But why??
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LaratheFox90 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
..................................................why does shadow have such prominent curves..............he's a male.........and lastly.......how the hell did the idea of them being together come together in the first place!?!?!?!?
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MpregShadow Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Smoking Marijauna Watching Shrek, And Playing Shadow The Hedgehog! W00T 
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:iconlarathefox90:
LaratheFox90 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Rainbow Sheep #2 
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NaraMiiverse Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
i ship it

#dealwithit
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:iconmattoosaurus:
Mattoosaurus Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
What the fuck is wrong with you people????!
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:iconlarathefox90:
LaratheFox90 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed, how the fuck does that even work????!!!!
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:iconmattoosaurus:
Mattoosaurus Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
I know right!
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:iconlarathefox90:
LaratheFox90 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I never knew that the chaos emeralds could transport you into the world of dreamworks animation... Or change your gender! How the hell does this work!? 
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:iconmattoosaurus:
Mattoosaurus Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
I don't know! *sobs*
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LaratheFox90 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lonely 
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:iconmattoosaurus:
Mattoosaurus Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconvenechiano:
venechiano Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
is this serious or..
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:iconpikuu-chii:
pikuu-chii Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist
LMAO WTF IS THIS SHIT XDDD
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:icondisturbingfrequency:
DisturbingFrequency Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
WTH? Lol
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tispleasedplz Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
i LOVE
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charcoalman Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
He wants his onion flavoured love
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